Episode 029 – The Gurn of Your Life

Is this fur a fraud? Are you exactly one foot too short to see Foreigner in concert with their new lead singer? Why does this taxi cab smell like bacon?

Join Britt, Drew, and our guest host Chip to find out answers to these inane questions and more on this week’s episode!

00:49 – Intro
01:45 – Invention Q&A
07:46 – Trash Begets Trash
45:12 – Untitled Segment
48:14 – Drew’s Snack Corner
51:37 – Wrap-Up

Check out Chip’s favorite project at
https://minimuseum.com/products.html

Listen to our episode about Steve Buscemi’s beautiful peepers here:
http://bit.ly/buscemized

Listen to our episode about the cursed Handerpants
here:http://bit.ly/Handerpants

Episode 028 – The Avatars of Inconvenience

What’s the best piece of clothing to make soup out of? Will the giant cat eat your kid’s dinner? Find out answers to these super out of context questions and more!

01:34 – Intro
02:29 – Invention Q&A
08:12 – Trash Begets Trash
33:52 – Untitled Segment
43:28 – Drew’s Snack Corner
47:25 – Wrap-Up

Colonel Sanders statue
Battle Jacket Museum
Julie’s YouTube series

Episode 027 – Meet-womp

How do you break down that pesky fourth wall? Is Entourage our favorite sitcom? Find out answers to these important questions and more on this episode of Snark Tank.

00:47 – Intro

01:13 – Invention Q&A

10:15 – Trash Begets Trash

35:28 – Untitled Segment

43:23 – Drew’s Snack Corner

47:18 – Wrap-Up

Ha-Ha-Harvest Comedy Fest

Chris’s podcast, Spec Script

Sun-eating courtesy of Neil Cicierega – “Fly Away (lyrics) (ft. Lenny Kravitz)”

Episode 025 – Bob Fett

Wind-up baby butlers, low budget hamburglars, and even lower budget Boba Fetts–oh my…
Get spooped, horrified, and uncomfortable with Drew, Britt, and our guest host Chip on this week’s episode of Snark Tank!

00:54 – Intro
01:49 – Invention Q&A
08:53 – Trash Begets Trash
47:17 – Untitled Segment
55:16 – Drew’s Snack Corner
61:13 – Wrap-Up

Check out the Mini Museum’s Kickstarter here
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/hansfex/mini-museum-age-of-dinosaurs

Episode 024 – Tony Hawk’s Pro Stroller

Join Drew, Britt, and our guest host Tyler for trolling your pets, being not like a regular mom but like a cool mom, and so much more on this episode of Snark Tank!

Segment Time Codes:
Intro – 00:46
Invention Q&A – 01:04
Trash Begets Trash – 06:56
Untitled Segment – 42:56
Drew’s Snack Corner – 51:08
Wrap-Up – 56:19

Check out this week’s inventions:
Check out the “anti-pervert” stockings: http://bit.ly/2lQP504
Help your dog take “duckface” to a whole new level: https://amzn.to/2m6hboe
Become a Gen Z mom on the go with the Roller Buggy: http://bit.ly/2lQrwEY

Check out the Spirit Channel for shitty ghost hunters: http://bit.ly/2kuecpr

Thank you to Tyler Clawson for laughing into the void at our jokes. Check out his podcasts!
Canby Now: https://canbynowpod.com/
Between Lewis & Lovecraft: https://lewislovecraft.podbean.com/

Thank you to Dance for the Dying for our absolute bop of a theme song, Thug Love. You can find more from Dance for the Dying on Spotify! https://spoti.fi/2mfdSeH

Keep up with all things Snark Tank here!

Episode 023 – Chugging Pugs by Doug


This week, your favorite fools go dumpster diving at the US Patent & Trademark Office’s website!
Join us as we peruse some dadly, ghastly, and just plain gross items.

01:00 – Intro
01:19 – Invention Q&A
08:27 – Trash Begets Trash
43:48 – Untitled Segment
49:05 – Drew’s Snack Corner
53:43 – Wrap-Up

Racecar Grills
Laundry Folding Machine
Dog Birthing Toy
(BONUS) Snack Time Cabbage Patch Kid

Zee’s Podcast, Ghosts-n-Heauxs
Ghosts-n-Heauxs Live shows: Rose City Comic Con; The Jade Lounge

Thank you to Dance for the Dying for our absolute bop of a theme song, Thug Love. You can find more from Dance for the Dying on Spotify!

Episode 022 – Buscemized

This week Britt and Drew discuss the worst ways to waste your money, search history even the FBI won’t go near, and more reasons to fear door-to-door salespeople.

Segment Timestamps:

  • 01:28 – Intro
  • 02:01 – Invention Q&A
  • 09:31 – Trash Begets Trash
  • 38:01 – Untitled Segment
  • 42:49 – Drew’s Snack Corner
  • 46:50 – Wrap-Up

Check out the Naspira right over NaspHereAh
Get that Gamer Glow
Buscemize Yourself

The secret ingredient is ghosts.

Episode 021 – A 90-Foot American Christmas

This week, Britt and Drew discuss the pitfalls of augmented reality, the mysterious “Sports” tile, star-spangled holiday decor, and heart-healing cushions that don’t vibrate nearly enough.

Time codes for our different segments:

  • 00:26 – Intro
  • 01:51 – Invention Q&A
  • 18:03 – Trash Begets Trash
  • 40:41 – Untitled Segment
  • 44:29 – Drew’s Snack Corner
  • 48:44 – Wrap-Up

It’s the American Flag!
Heal your own heart with Qoobo.

You can find the cat perch from Untitled Segment right over here on Amazon.

Thank you to Dance for the Dying for our absolute bop of a theme song, Thug Love. You can find more from Dance for the Dying on Spotify!

Episode 020 – Gotta Get this Spaghetti off My Chest

We’re returning to our roots with some classic schmucky inventions this week…  

Join Drew and Britt for grill marks, chestcats, and some hekkin good bois on this episode of Snark Tank!

Time codes for our different segments:
Intro – 00:35
Trash Begets Trash – 02:15
Untitled Segment – 18:12
Drew’s Snack Corner – 21:56
Wrap Up – 24:15

Check out this week’s inventions: http://bit.ly/SnarkTank20

Thank you to Dance for the Dying for our absolute bop of a theme song, Thug Love. You can find more from Dance for the Dying on Spotify!

Read about chindogu here!