Episode 018 – The Prius of the Clockyverse

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Should robots come with googly eyes? Why do these beds look so dangerous? Find out answers to these and all your other burning questions on this episode of Snark Tank!

In this episode, Drew, Britt, and Pete talk about Pokemon (I’m so sorry for how much we talk about Pokemon), reasons never to wake a sleeping Pete, and a very special PSA.

Time codes for our different segments:
Intro – 00:44
Trash Begets Trash – 07:38
Untitled Segment – 33:38
Wrap Up – 39:50

Here’s the doomsday bed: https://bit.ly/2DrVfK8

All hail Clocky: https://amzn.to/2Q3msu7

Get your very own Hamdogger: https://amzn.to/2vfNAKy

Thank you to Dance for the Dying for our absolute bop of a theme song, Thug Love. You can find more from Dance for the Dying on Spotify!

Episode 015 – Jizz the Game


What even is a salad? Are my shoes smarter than me? Find out answers to these and all your other burning questions on this episode of Snark Tank!

In this episode, Drew, Britt, and Pete talk about nostalgia tech, how to hate airplanes less, and the horrors of childbirth!

Time codes for our different segments:
Intro – 01:19
Trash Begets Trash – 08:45
Untitled Segment – 42:35
Drew’s Snack Corner – 45:29
Hot Takes – 55:21

Here is the cool seat-back contraption we discussed during Untitled Segment. (Thanks Amanda for sending that in!)

Thank you to Dance for the Dying for our absolute bop of a theme song, Thug Love.
You can find more from Dance for the Dying on Spotify!

Episode 014 – You Know January’s a Gay Month


What exactly is Gay January? What are the merits of smartphones? Find out answers to these and all your other burning questions on this episode of Snark Tank!

In this episode, Drew, Britt, and Pete talk about things Britt hates!

Time codes for our different segments:
Intro – 00:41
Trash Begets Trash – 11:04
Untitled Segment – 50:35
Drew’s Snack Corner – 53:19
Hot Takes – 55:47

Heck out Drew’s Snack Corner: Video Edition for free over at Patreon!

Thank you to Dance for the Dying for our absolute bop of a theme song, Thug Love.
You can find more from Dance for the Dying on Spotify!

Episode 013 – Harold and Kumar, Just like the Odyssey


Why don’t we live in a world where Homer wrote “Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle”? Do Britt and Drew even know how to read? Find out answers to these and all your other burning questions on this episode of Snark Tank!

In this episode, Drew, Britt, and Pete talk about the merits of books, frozen sliders, and the hiring process!

Time codes for our different segments:
Intro – [00:28]
Trash Begets Trash – [04:30]
Untitled Segment – [29:54]
Drew’s Snack Corner – [36:26]
Hot Takes – [41:02]

Price Guide to the Occult by Leslye Walton https://amzn.to/2BNOC4f

Strange Weather by Joe Hill https://amzn.to/2IfiBHD

Katamari Damacy Remaster https://amzn.to/2X62kYY

Catfe Diem Kickstarter! https://kck.st/2RQNxSU

Thank you to Dance for the Dying for our absolute bop of a theme song, Thug Love.
You can find more from Dance for the Dying on Spotify!

Episode 012 – How to Win Friends and Get Drunk at a Mormon Wedding

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Does Drew have what it takes to be Naruto? How exactly does one become milk-drunk? Find out answers to these and all your other burning questions on this episode of Snark Tank!

In this episode, Drew, Britt, and Pete talk about beverages and their receptacles

Time codes for our different segments:
Intro – 00:50
Trash Begets Trash – 02:10
Untitled Segment – 33:10
Drew’s Snack Corner – 37:20
Hot Takes – 39:50

Thank you to Dance for the Dying for our absolute bop of a theme song, Thug Love.
You can find more from Dance for the Dying on Spotify!

Episode 008 – How to Troll Grandma for Dummies


Ever wonder what it’s like to live in a battery-centric dystopian future? Well first of all, what is wrong with you? Secondly, we can help paint that picture for you!

In this episode, Drew, Britt, and and our guest host Elaine talk about some tech gags and failures!

Time codes for our different segments:
Intro – 00:43
Trash Begets Trash – 08:15
Untitled Segment – 33:00
Drew’s Snack Corner – 36:41
Hot Takes – 40:42

Thank you to Dance for the Dying for our absolute bop of a theme song, Thug Love.
You can find more from Dance for the Dying on Spotify!

Episode 005 – The Authentic Vatican Experience


Wanna talk about boobs for an uncomfortable amount of time? It’s your lucky day!

Drew, Britt, and our guest host Amber get a little blue and talk about products that go on one’s tots or privates.

Time codes for our different segments:
Trash Begets Trash – 02:45
Untitled Segment – 25:30
Hot Takes – 29:30

Check out Amber’s Japanese music covers on YouTube!

Grab your own pair of Dress Pant Yoga Pants on Betabrand’s website.

Thank you to Dance for the Dying for our absolute bop of a theme song, Thug Love.
You can find more from Dance for the Dying on Spotify!

Episode 004 – Shake My Cake Hand


Wanna learn more about autoelectronic asphyxiation? Our guest host has you covered.

Drew, Britt, and our guest host Brittany talk about products that may or may not be cursed. The jury’s still out.

Time codes for our different segments:
Trash Begets Trash – 01:26
Untitled Segment – 26:45
Hot Takes – 34:05

Check out the unfortunate Handy Chopper here.

Learn more about Eczema Honey at eczemahoneyco.com

Learn how to donate your time and more to Ronald McDonald House by visiting rhmc.com

Thank you to Dance for the Dying for our absolute bop of a theme song, Thug Love.
You can find more from Dance for the Dying on Spotify!

Episode 003 – Impulsoria


Do you know how many horse-on-a-treadmill-power your steam engine has?

Drew, Britt, and our guest host Andy talk about products that’ll get your gears movin.

Time codes for our different segments:
Trash Begets Trash – 07:21
Untitled Segment – 35:21
Hot Takes – 42:00

Learn more about DropMix at dropmix.com

Learn more about CozyPhones at https://www.cozyphones.com/

Thank you to Dance for the Dying for our absolute bop of a theme song, Thug Love.
You can find more from Dance for the Dying on Spotify!

Episode 002 – Wearable Warble


Learn how to make a slip n slide out of a sleeping bag and lots of imagination!

Drew, Britt, and our guest host Mike talk about various products and how you should & should not put them on your body.

Time codes for our different segments:
Trash Begets Trash – 00:42
Untitled Segment – 24:35
Hot Takes – 31:21

Check out Dized at https://dized.com/

Thank you to Dance for the Dying for our absolute bop of a theme song, Thug Love.
You can find more from Dance for the Dying on Spotify!