Episode 021 – A 90-Foot American Christmas

This week, Britt and Drew discuss the pitfalls of augmented reality, the mysterious “Sports” tile, star-spangled holiday decor, and heart-healing cushions that don’t vibrate nearly enough.

Time codes for our different segments:

  • 00:26 – Intro
  • 01:51 – Invention Q&A
  • 18:03 – Trash Begets Trash
  • 40:41 – Untitled Segment
  • 44:29 – Drew’s Snack Corner
  • 48:44 – Wrap-Up

It’s the American Flag!
Heal your own heart with Qoobo.

You can find the cat perch from Untitled Segment right over here on Amazon.

Thank you to Dance for the Dying for our absolute bop of a theme song, Thug Love. You can find more from Dance for the Dying on Spotify!

Episode 020 – Gotta Get this Spaghetti off My Chest

We’re returning to our roots with some classic schmucky inventions this week…  

Join Drew and Britt for grill marks, chestcats, and some hekkin good bois on this episode of Snark Tank!

Time codes for our different segments:
Intro – 00:35
Trash Begets Trash – 02:15
Untitled Segment – 18:12
Drew’s Snack Corner – 21:56
Wrap Up – 24:15

Check out this week’s inventions: http://bit.ly/SnarkTank20

Thank you to Dance for the Dying for our absolute bop of a theme song, Thug Love. You can find more from Dance for the Dying on Spotify!

Read about chindogu here!

Episode 018 – The Prius of the Clockyverse

http://snarktankpod.libsyn.com/episode-018-the-prius-of-the-clockyverse

Should robots come with googly eyes? Why do these beds look so dangerous? Find out answers to these and all your other burning questions on this episode of Snark Tank!

In this episode, Drew, Britt, and Pete talk about Pokemon (I’m so sorry for how much we talk about Pokemon), reasons never to wake a sleeping Pete, and a very special PSA.

Time codes for our different segments:
Intro – 00:44
Trash Begets Trash – 07:38
Untitled Segment – 33:38
Wrap Up – 39:50

Here’s the doomsday bed: https://bit.ly/2DrVfK8

All hail Clocky: https://amzn.to/2Q3msu7

Get your very own Hamdogger: https://amzn.to/2vfNAKy

Thank you to Dance for the Dying for our absolute bop of a theme song, Thug Love. You can find more from Dance for the Dying on Spotify!

Episode 015 – Jizz the Game


What even is a salad? Are my shoes smarter than me? Find out answers to these and all your other burning questions on this episode of Snark Tank!

In this episode, Drew, Britt, and Pete talk about nostalgia tech, how to hate airplanes less, and the horrors of childbirth!

Time codes for our different segments:
Intro – 01:19
Trash Begets Trash – 08:45
Untitled Segment – 42:35
Drew’s Snack Corner – 45:29
Hot Takes – 55:21

Here is the cool seat-back contraption we discussed during Untitled Segment. (Thanks Amanda for sending that in!)

Thank you to Dance for the Dying for our absolute bop of a theme song, Thug Love.
You can find more from Dance for the Dying on Spotify!

Episode 014 – You Know January’s a Gay Month


What exactly is Gay January? What are the merits of smartphones? Find out answers to these and all your other burning questions on this episode of Snark Tank!

In this episode, Drew, Britt, and Pete talk about things Britt hates!

Time codes for our different segments:
Intro – 00:41
Trash Begets Trash – 11:04
Untitled Segment – 50:35
Drew’s Snack Corner – 53:19
Hot Takes – 55:47

Heck out Drew’s Snack Corner: Video Edition for free over at Patreon!

Thank you to Dance for the Dying for our absolute bop of a theme song, Thug Love.
You can find more from Dance for the Dying on Spotify!

Episode 013 – Harold and Kumar, Just like the Odyssey


Why don’t we live in a world where Homer wrote “Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle”? Do Britt and Drew even know how to read? Find out answers to these and all your other burning questions on this episode of Snark Tank!

In this episode, Drew, Britt, and Pete talk about the merits of books, frozen sliders, and the hiring process!

Time codes for our different segments:
Intro – [00:28]
Trash Begets Trash – [04:30]
Untitled Segment – [29:54]
Drew’s Snack Corner – [36:26]
Hot Takes – [41:02]

Price Guide to the Occult by Leslye Walton https://amzn.to/2BNOC4f

Strange Weather by Joe Hill https://amzn.to/2IfiBHD

Katamari Damacy Remaster https://amzn.to/2X62kYY

Catfe Diem Kickstarter! https://kck.st/2RQNxSU

Thank you to Dance for the Dying for our absolute bop of a theme song, Thug Love.
You can find more from Dance for the Dying on Spotify!

Episode 012 – How to Win Friends and Get Drunk at a Mormon Wedding

http://traffic.libsyn.com/snarktankpod/Episode_012.mp3

Does Drew have what it takes to be Naruto? How exactly does one become milk-drunk? Find out answers to these and all your other burning questions on this episode of Snark Tank!

In this episode, Drew, Britt, and Pete talk about beverages and their receptacles

Time codes for our different segments:
Intro – 00:50
Trash Begets Trash – 02:10
Untitled Segment – 33:10
Drew’s Snack Corner – 37:20
Hot Takes – 39:50

Thank you to Dance for the Dying for our absolute bop of a theme song, Thug Love.
You can find more from Dance for the Dying on Spotify!

Episode 008 – How to Troll Grandma for Dummies


Ever wonder what it’s like to live in a battery-centric dystopian future? Well first of all, what is wrong with you? Secondly, we can help paint that picture for you!

In this episode, Drew, Britt, and and our guest host Elaine talk about some tech gags and failures!

Time codes for our different segments:
Intro – 00:43
Trash Begets Trash – 08:15
Untitled Segment – 33:00
Drew’s Snack Corner – 36:41
Hot Takes – 40:42

Thank you to Dance for the Dying for our absolute bop of a theme song, Thug Love.
You can find more from Dance for the Dying on Spotify!

Episode 007 – Thanks-for-nothing-giving


How would you like to take a ride on the SS Huge Mistake? Hop aboard, and we’ll take you on a really honked up journey!

In this special kind-of-Thanksgiving-themed episode, Drew, Britt, and Pete talk about disappointment and white guilt!

Time codes for our different segments:
Intro – 00:41
Trash Begets Trash – 06:53
Untitled Segment – 40:14
Drew’s Snack Corner – 45:38
Hot Takes – 50:53

Check out Artifact gameplay on YouTube!

And go get vaccinated, please 🙂

Thank you to Dance for the Dying for our absolute bop of a theme song, Thug Love.
You can find more from Dance for the Dying on Spotify!