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Episode 016 – Cats All the Way Down

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Would you like to hear our extensive opinions on Smashmouth?  What’s so spooky about a pizza parlor? Find out answers to these questions and more on this episode of Snark Tank!

In this episode, Drew, Britt, and Pete talk about their favorite dark horse inventions, what Hank Hill thinks about Bluetooth bullets, and how to pronounce words!

Time codes for our different segments:
Intro – 00:35
Trash Begets Trash – 05:55
Untitled Segment – 29:35
Drew’s Snack Corner – 33:19
Hot Takes – 36:20

DARPA Bullet GIF: https://bit.ly/2WhMb1F

Thank you to Dance for the Dying for our absolute bop of a theme song, Thug Love. You can find more from Dance for the Dying on Spotify!

Episode 015 – Jizz the Game


What even is a salad? Are my shoes smarter than me? Find out answers to these and all your other burning questions on this episode of Snark Tank!

In this episode, Drew, Britt, and Pete talk about nostalgia tech, how to hate airplanes less, and the horrors of childbirth!

Time codes for our different segments:
Intro – 01:19
Trash Begets Trash – 08:45
Untitled Segment – 42:35
Drew’s Snack Corner – 45:29
Hot Takes – 55:21

Here is the cool seat-back contraption we discussed during Untitled Segment. (Thanks Amanda for sending that in!)

Thank you to Dance for the Dying for our absolute bop of a theme song, Thug Love.
You can find more from Dance for the Dying on Spotify!

Episode 014 – You Know January’s a Gay Month


What exactly is Gay January? What are the merits of smartphones? Find out answers to these and all your other burning questions on this episode of Snark Tank!

In this episode, Drew, Britt, and Pete talk about things Britt hates!

Time codes for our different segments:
Intro – 00:41
Trash Begets Trash – 11:04
Untitled Segment – 50:35
Drew’s Snack Corner – 53:19
Hot Takes – 55:47

Heck out Drew’s Snack Corner: Video Edition for free over at Patreon!

Thank you to Dance for the Dying for our absolute bop of a theme song, Thug Love.
You can find more from Dance for the Dying on Spotify!

Episode 013 – Harold and Kumar, Just like the Odyssey


Why don’t we live in a world where Homer wrote “Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle”? Do Britt and Drew even know how to read? Find out answers to these and all your other burning questions on this episode of Snark Tank!

In this episode, Drew, Britt, and Pete talk about the merits of books, frozen sliders, and the hiring process!

Time codes for our different segments:
Intro – [00:28]
Trash Begets Trash – [04:30]
Untitled Segment – [29:54]
Drew’s Snack Corner – [36:26]
Hot Takes – [41:02]

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Strange Weather by Joe Hill https://amzn.to/2IfiBHD

Katamari Damacy Remaster https://amzn.to/2X62kYY

Catfe Diem Kickstarter! https://kck.st/2RQNxSU

Thank you to Dance for the Dying for our absolute bop of a theme song, Thug Love.
You can find more from Dance for the Dying on Spotify!

Episode 012 – How to Win Friends and Get Drunk at a Mormon Wedding

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Does Drew have what it takes to be Naruto? How exactly does one become milk-drunk? Find out answers to these and all your other burning questions on this episode of Snark Tank!

In this episode, Drew, Britt, and Pete talk about beverages and their receptacles

Time codes for our different segments:
Intro – 00:50
Trash Begets Trash – 02:10
Untitled Segment – 33:10
Drew’s Snack Corner – 37:20
Hot Takes – 39:50

Thank you to Dance for the Dying for our absolute bop of a theme song, Thug Love.
You can find more from Dance for the Dying on Spotify!

Episode 011 – 100% Twirling Fun

Did you know that you can just like…break into a hospital if you’re famous? Learn how to find the perfect outfit to do so in this choice nugget of audio mastery!

In this episode, Drew, Britt, and Pete talk about swirlin’ noodles and how to dress your baby for maximum irony!

Time codes for our different segments:
Intro – 01:20
Trash Begets Trash – 11:05
Untitled Segment – 38:04
Drew’s Snack Corner – 46:58
Hot Takes – 49:41

Thank you to Dance for the Dying for our absolute bop of a theme song, Thug Love.
You can find more from Dance for the Dying on Spotify!

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Episode 010 – Blāk Like My Heart


Have you heard the good news about our lord and savior Flamin’ Hot Cheetos?

In this episode, Drew, Britt, and our guest host Libi get all up in the biz of snackdom!

Time codes for our different segments:
Intro – 00:40
Trash Begets Trash – 06:45
Untitled Segment – 45:57
Drew’s Snack Corner – 50:38
Hot Takes – 57:24

Thank you to Dance for the Dying for our absolute bop of a theme song, Thug Love.
You can find more from Dance for the Dying on Spotify!

Episode 009 – Lipstick is the Dark Souls of Makeup


Ever wonder what the hell happened to snack packs? No? Me either. But Pete wants to tell us about them, so here we are.

In this episode, Drew, Britt, and Pete discuss snacks that really grind our gears and weird stuff you can put on your face!

Time codes for our different segments:
Intro – 01:00
Trash Begets Trash – 06:50
Untitled Segment – 32:37
Drew’s Snack Corner – 35:35
Hot Takes – 39:29

Thank you to Dance for the Dying for our absolute bop of a theme song, Thug Love.
You can find more from Dance for the Dying on Spotify!

Episode 008 – How to Troll Grandma for Dummies


Ever wonder what it’s like to live in a battery-centric dystopian future? Well first of all, what is wrong with you? Secondly, we can help paint that picture for you!

In this episode, Drew, Britt, and and our guest host Elaine talk about some tech gags and failures!

Time codes for our different segments:
Intro – 00:43
Trash Begets Trash – 08:15
Untitled Segment – 33:00
Drew’s Snack Corner – 36:41
Hot Takes – 40:42

Thank you to Dance for the Dying for our absolute bop of a theme song, Thug Love.
You can find more from Dance for the Dying on Spotify!

Episode 007 – Thanks-for-nothing-giving


How would you like to take a ride on the SS Huge Mistake? Hop aboard, and we’ll take you on a really honked up journey!

In this special kind-of-Thanksgiving-themed episode, Drew, Britt, and Pete talk about disappointment and white guilt!

Time codes for our different segments:
Intro – 00:41
Trash Begets Trash – 06:53
Untitled Segment – 40:14
Drew’s Snack Corner – 45:38
Hot Takes – 50:53

Check out Artifact gameplay on YouTube!

And go get vaccinated, please 🙂

Thank you to Dance for the Dying for our absolute bop of a theme song, Thug Love.
You can find more from Dance for the Dying on Spotify!