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Episode 012 – How to Win Friends and Get Drunk at a Mormon Wedding

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Does Drew have what it takes to be Naruto? How exactly does one become milk-drunk? Find out answers to these and all your other burning questions on this episode of Snark Tank!

In this episode, Drew, Britt, and Pete talk about beverages and their receptacles

Time codes for our different segments:
Intro – 00:50
Trash Begets Trash – 02:10
Untitled Segment – 33:10
Drew’s Snack Corner – 37:20
Hot Takes – 39:50

Thank you to Dance for the Dying for our absolute bop of a theme song, Thug Love.
You can find more from Dance for the Dying on Spotify!

Episode 011 – 100% Twirling Fun

Did you know that you can just like…break into a hospital if you’re famous? Learn how to find the perfect outfit to do so in this choice nugget of audio mastery!

In this episode, Drew, Britt, and Pete talk about swirlin’ noodles and how to dress your baby for maximum irony!

Time codes for our different segments:
Intro – 01:20
Trash Begets Trash – 11:05
Untitled Segment – 38:04
Drew’s Snack Corner – 46:58
Hot Takes – 49:41

Thank you to Dance for the Dying for our absolute bop of a theme song, Thug Love.
You can find more from Dance for the Dying on Spotify!

Click here if you would like to be part of Celine’s New World Order (don’t worry, it’ll make sense)

Episode 010 – Blāk Like My Heart


Have you heard the good news about our lord and savior Flamin’ Hot Cheetos?

In this episode, Drew, Britt, and our guest host Libi get all up in the biz of snackdom!

Time codes for our different segments:
Intro – 00:40
Trash Begets Trash – 06:45
Untitled Segment – 45:57
Drew’s Snack Corner – 50:38
Hot Takes – 57:24

Thank you to Dance for the Dying for our absolute bop of a theme song, Thug Love.
You can find more from Dance for the Dying on Spotify!

Episode 009 – Lipstick is the Dark Souls of Makeup


Ever wonder what the hell happened to snack packs? No? Me either. But Pete wants to tell us about them, so here we are.

In this episode, Drew, Britt, and Pete discuss snacks that really grind our gears and weird stuff you can put on your face!

Time codes for our different segments:
Intro – 01:00
Trash Begets Trash – 06:50
Untitled Segment – 32:37
Drew’s Snack Corner – 35:35
Hot Takes – 39:29

Thank you to Dance for the Dying for our absolute bop of a theme song, Thug Love.
You can find more from Dance for the Dying on Spotify!

Episode 008 – How to Troll Grandma for Dummies


Ever wonder what it’s like to live in a battery-centric dystopian future? Well first of all, what is wrong with you? Secondly, we can help paint that picture for you!

In this episode, Drew, Britt, and and our guest host Elaine talk about some tech gags and failures!

Time codes for our different segments:
Intro – 00:43
Trash Begets Trash – 08:15
Untitled Segment – 33:00
Drew’s Snack Corner – 36:41
Hot Takes – 40:42

Thank you to Dance for the Dying for our absolute bop of a theme song, Thug Love.
You can find more from Dance for the Dying on Spotify!

Episode 007 – Thanks-for-nothing-giving


How would you like to take a ride on the SS Huge Mistake? Hop aboard, and we’ll take you on a really honked up journey!

In this special kind-of-Thanksgiving-themed episode, Drew, Britt, and Pete talk about disappointment and white guilt!

Time codes for our different segments:
Intro – 00:41
Trash Begets Trash – 06:53
Untitled Segment – 40:14
Drew’s Snack Corner – 45:38
Hot Takes – 50:53

Check out Artifact gameplay on YouTube!

And go get vaccinated, please 🙂

Thank you to Dance for the Dying for our absolute bop of a theme song, Thug Love.
You can find more from Dance for the Dying on Spotify!

Episode 006 – How Many Freaks Caspookitors?


Did you know that Halloween is all about being John Malkovich?

Drew, Britt, and our new co-host Pete talk about spooky and uncomfortable topics.

Time codes for our different segments:
Trash Begets Trash – 2:45
Untitled Segment – 35:09
Drew’s Snack Corner – 39:09
Hot Takes – 43:56
Extra G00f$ – 47:24

Check out the creepy writer boy automaton: https://youtu.be/bY_wfKVjuJM

Thank you to Dance for the Dying for our absolute bop of a theme song, Thug Love.
You can find more from Dance for the Dying on Spotify! https://open.spotify.com/artist/3YpcRKuqFTWnVIWzFE2Uz9

Episode 005 – The Authentic Vatican Experience


Wanna talk about boobs for an uncomfortable amount of time? It’s your lucky day!

Drew, Britt, and our guest host Amber get a little blue and talk about products that go on one’s tots or privates.

Time codes for our different segments:
Trash Begets Trash – 02:45
Untitled Segment – 25:30
Hot Takes – 29:30

Check out Amber’s Japanese music covers on YouTube!

Grab your own pair of Dress Pant Yoga Pants on Betabrand’s website.

Thank you to Dance for the Dying for our absolute bop of a theme song, Thug Love.
You can find more from Dance for the Dying on Spotify!

Episode 004 – Shake My Cake Hand


Wanna learn more about autoelectronic asphyxiation? Our guest host has you covered.

Drew, Britt, and our guest host Brittany talk about products that may or may not be cursed. The jury’s still out.

Time codes for our different segments:
Trash Begets Trash – 01:26
Untitled Segment – 26:45
Hot Takes – 34:05

Check out the unfortunate Handy Chopper here.

Learn more about Eczema Honey at eczemahoneyco.com

Learn how to donate your time and more to Ronald McDonald House by visiting rhmc.com

Thank you to Dance for the Dying for our absolute bop of a theme song, Thug Love.
You can find more from Dance for the Dying on Spotify!

Episode 003 – Impulsoria


Do you know how many horse-on-a-treadmill-power your steam engine has?

Drew, Britt, and our guest host Andy talk about products that’ll get your gears movin.

Time codes for our different segments:
Trash Begets Trash – 07:21
Untitled Segment – 35:21
Hot Takes – 42:00

Learn more about DropMix at dropmix.com

Learn more about CozyPhones at https://www.cozyphones.com/

Thank you to Dance for the Dying for our absolute bop of a theme song, Thug Love.
You can find more from Dance for the Dying on Spotify!