Episode 023 – Chugging Pugs by Doug


This week, your favorite fools go dumpster diving at the US Patent & Trademark Office’s website!
Join us as we peruse some dadly, ghastly, and just plain gross items.

01:00 – Intro
01:19 – Invention Q&A
08:27 – Trash Begets Trash
43:48 – Untitled Segment
49:05 – Drew’s Snack Corner
53:43 – Wrap-Up

Racecar Grills
Laundry Folding Machine
Dog Birthing Toy
(BONUS) Snack Time Cabbage Patch Kid

Zee’s Podcast, Ghosts-n-Heauxs
Ghosts-n-Heauxs Live shows: Rose City Comic Con; The Jade Lounge

Thank you to Dance for the Dying for our absolute bop of a theme song, Thug Love. You can find more from Dance for the Dying on Spotify!

Episode 022 – Buscemized

This week Britt and Drew discuss the worst ways to waste your money, search history even the FBI won’t go near, and more reasons to fear door-to-door salespeople.

Segment Timestamps:

  • 01:28 – Intro
  • 02:01 – Invention Q&A
  • 09:31 – Trash Begets Trash
  • 38:01 – Untitled Segment
  • 42:49 – Drew’s Snack Corner
  • 46:50 – Wrap-Up

Check out the Naspira right over NaspHereAh
Get that Gamer Glow
Buscemize Yourself

The secret ingredient is ghosts.

Episode 020 – Gotta Get this Spaghetti off My Chest

We’re returning to our roots with some classic schmucky inventions this week…  

Join Drew and Britt for grill marks, chestcats, and some hekkin good bois on this episode of Snark Tank!

Time codes for our different segments:
Intro – 00:35
Trash Begets Trash – 02:15
Untitled Segment – 18:12
Drew’s Snack Corner – 21:56
Wrap Up – 24:15

Check out this week’s inventions: http://bit.ly/SnarkTank20

Thank you to Dance for the Dying for our absolute bop of a theme song, Thug Love. You can find more from Dance for the Dying on Spotify!

Read about chindogu here!

Episode 019 – The Eye of Meowron

In a world where Daniel Stern is a doofy husband with a robot butler… Join us for this and a journey into the acoustics of the uterus on this episode of Snark Tank!

In this episode, Drew, Britt, and guest host Pete talk about the armor class of pregnant bellies, how to embarrass cats, and baby bones.

Time codes for our different segments:
Intro – 00:15
Trash Begets Trash – 08:01
Untitled Segment – 43:47
Wrap Up – 50:50

Temi, Robo Butler: https://www.robotemi.com
Rock out with your baby…in?: https://babypod.net/en/
Cat humiliation: https://www.litter-robot.com/litter-robot-iii-open-air-with-connect.html

Thank you to Dance for the Dying for our absolute bop of a theme song, Thug Love. You can find more from Dance for the Dying on Spotify!

Episode 018 – The Prius of the Clockyverse

http://snarktankpod.libsyn.com/episode-018-the-prius-of-the-clockyverse

Should robots come with googly eyes? Why do these beds look so dangerous? Find out answers to these and all your other burning questions on this episode of Snark Tank!

In this episode, Drew, Britt, and Pete talk about Pokemon (I’m so sorry for how much we talk about Pokemon), reasons never to wake a sleeping Pete, and a very special PSA.

Time codes for our different segments:
Intro – 00:44
Trash Begets Trash – 07:38
Untitled Segment – 33:38
Wrap Up – 39:50

Here’s the doomsday bed: https://bit.ly/2DrVfK8

All hail Clocky: https://amzn.to/2Q3msu7

Get your very own Hamdogger: https://amzn.to/2vfNAKy

Thank you to Dance for the Dying for our absolute bop of a theme song, Thug Love. You can find more from Dance for the Dying on Spotify!

Episode 017 – Dip Your Toe into the Wish Pool

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How much does it cost to ship a Velcro strap? What’s the deal with that tall guy at Pete’s gym? Find out answers to these and all your other burning questions on this episode of Snark Tank!


In this episode, Drew, Britt, and Pete talk about all the industries we’ve slain, the importance of good copy, and corn…lots and lots of corn.

Time codes for our different segments:
Intro – 00:44
Trash Begets Trash – 09:10
Untitled Segment – 28:37
Wrap Up – 33:51

Here’s an album of all the fun Wish trash we looked at this week: https://imgur.com/a/w4UAF93

Thank you to Dance for the Dying for our absolute bop of a theme song, Thug Love. You can find more from Dance for the Dying on Spotify!

Episode 016 – Cats All the Way Down

http://snarktankpod.libsyn.com/website/episode-016-cats-all-the-way-down

Would you like to hear our extensive opinions on Smashmouth?  What’s so spooky about a pizza parlor? Find out answers to these questions and more on this episode of Snark Tank!

In this episode, Drew, Britt, and Pete talk about their favorite dark horse inventions, what Hank Hill thinks about Bluetooth bullets, and how to pronounce words!

Time codes for our different segments:
Intro – 00:35
Trash Begets Trash – 05:55
Untitled Segment – 29:35
Drew’s Snack Corner – 33:19
Hot Takes – 36:20

DARPA Bullet GIF: https://bit.ly/2WhMb1F

Thank you to Dance for the Dying for our absolute bop of a theme song, Thug Love. You can find more from Dance for the Dying on Spotify!

Episode 015 – Jizz the Game


What even is a salad? Are my shoes smarter than me? Find out answers to these and all your other burning questions on this episode of Snark Tank!

In this episode, Drew, Britt, and Pete talk about nostalgia tech, how to hate airplanes less, and the horrors of childbirth!

Time codes for our different segments:
Intro – 01:19
Trash Begets Trash – 08:45
Untitled Segment – 42:35
Drew’s Snack Corner – 45:29
Hot Takes – 55:21

Here is the cool seat-back contraption we discussed during Untitled Segment. (Thanks Amanda for sending that in!)

Thank you to Dance for the Dying for our absolute bop of a theme song, Thug Love.
You can find more from Dance for the Dying on Spotify!

Episode 014 – You Know January’s a Gay Month


What exactly is Gay January? What are the merits of smartphones? Find out answers to these and all your other burning questions on this episode of Snark Tank!

In this episode, Drew, Britt, and Pete talk about things Britt hates!

Time codes for our different segments:
Intro – 00:41
Trash Begets Trash – 11:04
Untitled Segment – 50:35
Drew’s Snack Corner – 53:19
Hot Takes – 55:47

Heck out Drew’s Snack Corner: Video Edition for free over at Patreon!

Thank you to Dance for the Dying for our absolute bop of a theme song, Thug Love.
You can find more from Dance for the Dying on Spotify!